A Life in the Day of Lynsie

I'll be catching you up on what's been going on later but for now...here are some websites that come HIGHLY recommended for a good laugh!!!

www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com

www.peopeofwalmart.com

And just when you thought you were having a bad day....

Let it be known that I am done with this semester of school!! After a 2 1/2 hour stats test, my brain went numb. So I have an exciting 3 weeks off until "2 a days" (morning and night classes). But for now when you see me, I'll be doing the victory screech...

bluulllbbleebbhbhahahblibblbleeeeeblluuuuuuuuuu (that's the sound I make looking at this picture)



As I am trying to get to the Red Roof Inn, I for once am actually looking at the road and notice this vicious copperhead who we'll name Jimmy stretched out across the road...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...that's flippin scary!!! Of course I can't run over it because I'm too scared that it's gonna get curled up in my tire, get under the hood of my car and somehow make it's way inside and bite me. Don't tell me that can't happen...It can and my luck it would!!! So here I am, stuck 75 yards from my home. Oh well. I'll stay there all night if I have to, I just can't run over it..nope not happenin. So of course, I call Eddie, who comes to the rescue with his 12 gauge. I got a video of it being *blown to pieces* but I sound like a total moron or someone straight from Bois d'Arc Texas so I refuse to post the video and spare myself some embarrassment.

What do you think... Jimmy was at least 15 ft. long?? Yeah that's about right...

And who said my precious wasn't smart??!? Nash is speakin some Chinese like it ain't nobody's business.


That was purdy! And for all you folks out there wonderin why there are papers everywhere..it's called finals week aka hell... now off to burn my textbook along with those notes. Watching them burn makes me feel like I have finally accomplished something during the semester!

However things are brightening up. After 3 hours of looking for my precious#$%&%$&##!@#$%!$^@$%^#%$%;##!@#$%!$^@$%^#%(for lack of better words, Nash) He made it home about one o'clock this morning (which just dawned on me why my throat is hurting today since I was yelling for him at the top of my pipes...sorry neighbors!! p.s. I was starting to think I was coming down with swine flu..whew dodged that flaming pile of overrated media created bullet!!)

Which brings me to my next question... Are Armadillos blind (feel free to comment the answer). True story, as I was looking for my precious last night, I thought I heard him under the porch. WRONG!!! What I ACTUALLY heard was the Armadillo...We shall name him Willy.

Poor Willy! As I'm yelling and screaming, jumping, and kicking (the same reaction you'll see when I encounter a squirrel) He looks confused as ever, turnin his head back and forth trying to get away but he is headed straight for me. Now I'm in sheer panic! I mean what if this death-defying creature has the dreaded swine flu (forget rabies or other malicious diseases). Anyways I make a dash for the stairs and Willy runs off never to be seen again. I'm sorry that I did not catch this on tape..."it was a good one".

Where is my precious during all this?? ahh who knows??!! Man, I sure got me a good ole pup! He managed to straggle home swolen and cut up (I'm sure that it's not from getting in a fight with an armadillo either). So that's how I spent 3 hours of study time and this is exactly how I felt about it

Anyways...I leave you with Jake telling the world how great his sister is!!!

He's actually got something on his finger..we will leave that for the imagination!

So much for EVER wanting to sleep in. For those of you who wonder, this is how I begin my day...everyday...

Meet Nash...my personal alarm clock...he forgets it's Saturday.

As Amber would say, I had a near death experience today with a tiny little bird (and for those of you who don't know, Amber believes birds are the equivalent of Satan). Well this little guy was helpless and in direct lines of the Jaws of Nash or better yet his tongue (pictures to come). Pretty Bird does not like my little black rope I try to shoo him away with, and you 'll see what I mean...

Sorry you have to listen to me reinact the classic scene from Dumb and Dumber, but when in Rome...

Yes, I, Lynsie Houston, have created a blog by popular demand. I know my page is titled "A Life in the Day of Lynsie", and no, it's not backwards, it's always my day!! Now you all will be able to have a special glimpse into my life (although it's not as interesting as that may sound).



With that being said, I'm going to try and figure out how to "dazzle" my page.



I will leave you with something to cheer up your day though...


(yes, he is doing what you think he is doing...I know, I'm a sick individual, nevertheless, it's EXACTLY how I feel about this past week, I leave you all singing "Finally Friday")