PETA strongly cautioned to not read this...
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bluulllbbleebbhbhahahblibblbleeeeeblluuuuuuuuuu (that's the sound I make looking at this picture)
As I am trying to get to the Red Roof Inn, I for once am actually looking at the road and notice this vicious copperhead who we'll name Jimmy stretched out across the road...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...that's flippin scary!!! Of course I can't run over it because I'm too scared that it's gonna get curled up in my tire, get under the hood of my car and somehow make it's way inside and bite me. Don't tell me that can't happen...It can and my luck it would!!! So here I am, stuck 75 yards from my home. Oh well. I'll stay there all night if I have to, I just can't run over it..nope not happenin. So of course, I call Eddie, who comes to the rescue with his 12 gauge. I got a video of it being *blown to pieces* but I sound like a total moron or someone straight from Bois d'Arc Texas so I refuse to post the video and spare myself some embarrassment.
What do you think... Jimmy was at least 15 ft. long?? Yeah that's about right...
As I am trying to get to the Red Roof Inn, I for once am actually looking at the road and notice this vicious copperhead who we'll name Jimmy stretched out across the road...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...that's flippin scary!!! Of course I can't run over it because I'm too scared that it's gonna get curled up in my tire, get under the hood of my car and somehow make it's way inside and bite me. Don't tell me that can't happen...It can and my luck it would!!! So here I am, stuck 75 yards from my home. Oh well. I'll stay there all night if I have to, I just can't run over it..nope not happenin. So of course, I call Eddie, who comes to the rescue with his 12 gauge. I got a video of it being *blown to pieces* but I sound like a total moron or someone straight from Bois d'Arc Texas so I refuse to post the video and spare myself some embarrassment.
What do you think... Jimmy was at least 15 ft. long?? Yeah that's about right...
2 comments:
I don't think PETA is involved with snakes, as I am sure they agree that snakes are vile, vile creatures that scare the ever living bajeeebies out of normal people.
Remind me to tell you the story of getting a little green garden snake IN MY HOUSE in College Station...when I lived by myself, and Brian was interning in London. I had no one to help me! LOST IT.
Actually, that's the story, in a nutshell.
snakes, yikes! i have the same fear in running over one - yeah weird,huh..anyway, glad you were saved by the gun
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